Can you fingerprint a sausage

Michael : Aye. Maybes, maybes just have, like, a beefburger for your palm, y'know? Alan Partridge : No, that's a bit too far-fetched. I do enjoy these chats in the morning.

Alan answers it, it's Michael]. Michael : Is everything all right, Mr Partridge? I heard a bit of commotion. Alan Partridge : No, no, it's fine. Michael : Oh, right.

Erm, do you know you've got chocolate on your face? Alan Partridge : Yeah, I've just been eating some mousse. Michael : Oh right. His face is still covered in mousse].

Michael : Aye, well, you've missed a bit. Alan Partridge : I'll deal with it later. Michael : Right. Hey, it reminds me of this time, y'know, we'd camouflaged ourselves up cos we were doing jungle exercises, right, out in Belize, but Alan Partridge : [interrupting] Michael, can we talk about this in the morning?

Michael : Er, well, no, I won't out in the morning cos I'm dee'in lates now, right, so I don't come out 'til about two o'clock. So, you know Alan Partridge : Well, you know,. Alan Partridge : When the boat comes in. Er, er, booger off! Michael : Aye, OK. Michael : Message understood, sir! Alan Partridge : Stand down, at ease Sign In. BB code is On. Smilies are On. Trackbacks are On.

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Quote: Originally Posted by Busty Cheesecake yeah i'm sure you did have a fine old little chuckle to yourself..